The love-seeker’s guidebook

  • By Hindu
  • | Tuesday | 13th February, 2018

Your love interest will then, hopefully, come over to help you up, at which time you can give him/her a wide-eyed, baby-doe look. Airplane RidesLearn to ride a glider in time for the next V-day and impress your partner by displaying your skills. As you are about to enter your love interest’s office, trip and fall to catch his/her attention. Beware, he/she may not be done by then but the personal bodyguard can do the job quite well. You part ways after an almost kiss when he/she embraces you on the pretext of saving you from an errant cyclist.

In this image released by Universal Pictures and Focus Features, Dakota Johnson, left, and Jamie Dornan appear in a scene from the film, "Fifty Shades of Grey." (AP Photo/Universal Pictures and Focus Features) | Photo Credit: Chuck Zlotnick The final instalment of the Fifty Shades trilogy topped box offices in North America last weekend (even the possibility of the film releasing in India is unimaginable) just in time for Valentine’s Day.

It is that bitter-sweet day when ‘hot mess’ Charlene (for those who have been following the exploits of the adorable seven-year-old Ava posted by her mother Katie Ryan on Facebook) sets out to do what she does best — laze and offer some useful advice: “When you give somebody flowers you are giving them responsibilities” and ‘Social media should shut down on Valentine’s Day because I don’t want to hear your awkward love stories.” For those who are already in too deep or are looking to get their hands dirty with some bad romance, here some ways you can make a lifetime’s worth of (interesting or traumatic, depending on how you look at it) memories, inspired by the Fifty Shades trilogy: The introduction Set-up an interview with your love interest, pretending to do it for a friend’s college paper.

As you are about to enter your love interest’s office, trip and fall to catch his/her attention.

Your love interest will then, hopefully, come over to help you up, at which time you can give him/her a wide-eyed, baby-doe look.

You can then proceed to disguise the 36-questions to fall in love technique as the interview. First dates On your first date, a coffee meet, you tell him/her that you are not a relationship person and that he/she needs to stay away from you.

You part ways after an almost kiss when he/she embraces you on the pretext of saving you from an errant cyclist. The real first date You rendezvous at your bachelor pad where you decide to show him/her your playroom: your den, decorated with vegan leather whips, handcuffs, canes and two red lazy boy couches with the best view of the video game console hitched to the TV.

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