Did you realize that while you were yawing like a whale this morning, only 4 days are left to brace the year? Brewing nostalgia as the year is nearing to an end, holy God may grace our hearing aids for bearing the catastrophes of true Bollywood songs that didn’t hesitate a second to ruin our day, our parties and our temper every time we heard them.

Let’s check out these 10 songs which should be legally banned for their senseless nature.

Go Pagal- Jolly LLB 2

Just when you thought that Akshay Kumar is turning to a periodic actor, proving his ace of acting, he did Jolly LLB 2. And when you watch that irrelevant holi song it seems like the night before composition the singer flabbergasted himself with Akon’s lonely that he had to pull in that “holi hai” melancholic voice. If you didn’t notice that, there wasn’t anything worth noticing in the lyrics as well.

Bheegi bheegi lage lovely lovely
Lage rang mein tu kamli kamli
Tere peeche main amli amli
Chheene chaina

Thodi bhang toh chad jaane de
Gadbad thodi badh jaane de
Kuch hoga na sadh jaane se
Holi hain na

Go pagal.. Go pagal
Ka heet kare nu pagal
Paani ka laga ke goggle
Na aaj milega towel

We completely understand that the lyrist made sure that the audience couldn’t understand a word.

Butterfly- Jab Harry Met Sejal

Just as SRK refuses to accept that he has aged and the “cool” guy image is gone long back in 1998, this song also refused to make sense. Dancing on a tractor with a woman of half his age seems like SRK had a failed attempt to relive his DDLJ days in sarson ke Khet. Aso didn't it remind of that kindergarten rhyme- title udi chhat pe chadi driver ne bola aja mere paas, titli boli HATT BADMASH?

Ni butterfly banke
Tu le angdaai tann ke
Ni aaja kudi aaja kheton mein

Ni butterfly banke
Tu le angdaai tann ke
Ni aaja kudi aaja kheton mein

Leaving SRK with his obnoxious butterfly in Khet we want to ask Imtiyaz Ali, why? Why did you do this to us?

Hum Hain Bank Chor- Bank chor

We are obsessed with English and adding irrelevant English lyrics right in the middle has taken up the trend. But before we could barely hold our puckish spirits, Bank chor released its title track, with this piece right in the center,

Pick pockets are such a bore,

My boy shaggers hardcore,

Money spin in billionaire,

Ladies such a scared in love,

He’ll cash you in he’ll cash you out,

Bombay’s sheller he’s got cly,

Aabra kadabra two three four,

Hey he’s my bank chor,

Wait, what? *trying to make sense of this, well, nevermind*

Move your Lakk- Noor

Before the audience could overcome Sonakshi’s saree ka fall, she came right in front of us trying to fake a dapper in a anll sequin dress. Drifting away from those unnecessary reflectors in a pub, Badshhah did what he is best at, ruining the song.

La la lakk tera hile jaise pendulum
Baby isse kaise kare isse handle hum
Nayi gaadi ki kasam dekh ke tujhe
Bigda hai mera maansik santulan

Baby ladko ke dilon se mat kar tu play
Betuki baatein na kar banja BAE
Waise to na na prakar ki ladkiyan hain
Yahaan par but tu karti hai slay

Khatti meethi lage jaise ginger ale
Dekhi nahi teri jaisi koi female
Club mein katte nikalwa de
Figure teri ke aage Delhi ki garmi hai fail

Well dear Badhshah do you know what this “betuka” rap did to us, “Bigda hai mera maansik santulan”.

Bol Aunty, Om Prakash Mishra AKA Rap King

It was just one of those songs of 2017 that emotionally subdued teens try to make for other emotionally similar teens. Giving us major headaches and enough reasons to report this song, it followed a number of protest in the country making it to the worst song of 2017 without any doubts.

Dilon Ka Shooter, Dhinchak Pooja

just when people were wondering how to burn the internet, we got Dhinchak Pooja. Diving an orange scooter with unfocused video, you see a girl driving rehearsing just 2 lines. Yes this amazing girl made a whole song out of just 2 shitty lines.

Dilon ka shooter hai mera Scooter

Dilon ka shooter aa aa

Mujh sa na hai koi cuter

Dilon ka shooter aa aa

What are you looking for, its over, this is the complete song. You wanted to hear more?

But this is for sure, no matter how much we hate them they did caught our attentions. Amidst good hopes and fortune for everyone, we are just hoping that somewhere in between our Bollywood fanatics will get some sense and we will hear some good songs.